I Got Coal In My...
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I Farted Stinkliestly
My butt's rumbling again! I need to cut a Bigly fart ! Posted by Dervnac The Magnificent DNTM 0001
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I didn't.
ReplyDeleteI had an accident in my mantyhose when Santa surprised me with his bigly butt blast down my chimney while I was burning dog turds in my fireplace to stay warm.
Delete"Mantyhose"? What??? You really need mental help, Dervy.
DeleteDervy had an accident in his what? Mantyhose?
DeleteI didn't write this post. YOU did. Therefore you're talking about your "mantyhose".
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